A British man is visiting Australia. The customs agent asks him, "Do you have a criminal record?" The British man replies, "I didn't think you needed one to get into Australia anymore." 🚓 🧐
"It is no bad thing to celebrate a simple life." 🙏 😊
What do kids play when their mom is using the phone?
- Bored games. 📵 🎲
"If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything." ⭐ 😊
What do frogs eat in Paris?
- French flies. 🪰 🤭
"There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so."💡 😇
What does the Loch Ness monster eat?
- Fish and ships. 🚢 🤭
"Life is not always a matter of holding good cards, but sometimes, playing a poor hand well." 🃏 🍀
In which country is Prague located?
- Hold on. Let me Czech. 🇨🇿 🤭
"Not all those who wander are lost."🗺️ ❤️